Julius Caeser, 44 BC: Let me see what you have!
Senators:
THE ULTIMATE FUCKING POST
oh how far you’ve come, Satan post
oh how far you’ve come
IT’S BACK
OH MY GOD IT HAS RETURNED AND IT’S LONGER THAN BEFORE!
The mashup you never thought would work
Congratu-fucking-lations.
I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone I’m not even joking.
Why?????
The face I made while listening to this was so visceral I had to draw it before reblogging it
Anonymous asked:
what if people made human versions of iconic tumblr posts and shipped them
world-heritage-posts answered:
no. no no no
Someone please draw the color of the sky as a very tall twink.
Oh shit, I'm an artist. Hold up.
Personally, I like his shoe laces. I bet you'd never guess where he got them.
Dunno if anyone’s done this yet but…
i love how this is so uniquely Tumblr™ that no one from any other website would get this.
Im... Im not sorry
I decided to make it worse
Sexy Leg Einstein Post
Gradient Zone Post
and MishaPocolypse join the group
color theory hospital post
I want you all to know that I despise every single one of you.
Can I interest you in some fine copper ingots
first guy: …installation is pretty simple, basically in two seconds, [unintelligible] to hinder the wheel’s rotation.
second guy: here hold this gift, its for you!
first guy: that was… a little too fast… crazy- you can’t just-
Thank god for Russian dash cams to bring us wonders like this
they’re saying it’s 3am and they’re so tired and lets just drive and get out of here and then it happens and they’re like ‘well that woke me up”
That’s what his no driving ass get
They really should teach people how to cook in school.
This was physically painful to watch.
listened to Bohemian Rhapsody today… i’m so very sorry
If this post gets 100 notes I’ll recreate the entire song through memes
OK so I’ll do my best to get this done soonish–it may be a week or two, but I’m doing it
My masterpiece… is complete.
op did not put in this much work for 160 notes
I don’t know who to tag… This is a fuckign masterpiece
Um, so this is mind-blowingly brilliant.
this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye
these are all the geek equivalents of Lovecraft’s Cat’s Name
his cats name couldn’t be that bad!!!! it’s a cat, what’s the worst name?
i am wrong, what the fuck
Me every time this post comes back
go Google why chainsaws were invented, it’s really fun :)
I’ve seen everything at this point, so why were chain saws in-
oh what the FUCK WHY
Thanks I hate it.
I could have gone my whole life without knowing it, thank you motherfucker
To be fair, its not AS bad when you read into detail. But ya. Still like getting slapped in the face with a cold fish.
i’m boutta google why chainsaws were invented now. feel like i’m going on an adventure.
really speaks to how i’ve been around the internet, that that wasn’t what i was expecting it to be, but it was also really close to what i expected it to be.
Every time I see this post it’s gone in a completely different direction and every time it’s cursed as fuck